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Season Three

 

One man’s misguided quest to conquer the world of home shopping. Gayl Pile (Morgan Waters) finds himself stuck in the daily grind as a host on the Shop-At-Home-Channel in Hamilton, ON.

$14.99


Episode 1: Houston Awaits

 

Gayl lives large in his fancy new condo, and enjoys his lucrative position as a spokesman for the Asexual Association of America. JD is jealous of Gayl’s newfound success.

$1.99

Episode 2: Trench Heads

 

Gayl buckles under the pressure of his new responsibilities as an asexual advocate, and JD begins his new career as a full time host at the Shop At Home Channel.

$1.99

Episode 3: We Can’t Hang Out

 

Gayl and JD rekindle their friendship, but JD can’t help but mock Gayl’s asexual lifestyle. A mysterious stranger infiltrates the studio and teaches Gayl a lesson he won’t soon forget.

$1.99

Episode 4: The First A-bar

 

After incurring the wrath of his boss at the Asexual Association of America, Gayl is tasked with opening Hamilton’s first A-bar, a swinging hotspot for asexuals. Meanwhile, Renée’s boyfriend moves in.

$1.99

Episode 5: Nipple Activated

 

Gayl is a nervous wreck after his nipple gets activated via incidental contact with a woman. He becomes increasingly sensitive to the sexually charged atmosphere at work.

$1.99

Episode 6: Canadian Thanksgiving

 

After a freak snowstorm, the Shop At Home Channel gang gets trapped in the studio for Thanksgiving. The coworkers band together in the spirit of the season.

$1.99

Episode 7: Digital Dosing

 

Traumatizied by recent events at work, Gayl numbs himself with powerful digital narcotics. JD reveals his plan to rebuild his marsupial pouch mucus empire.

$1.99

Episode 8: Finding Jerry

 

A mysterious Sikh electrician reveals to Gayl the horrible truth about JD Castlemane. Gayl and Rev. Dave follow JD to a secret location, and uncover a nefarious plot involving black market kangaroos.

$1.99

Episode 9: Asexual Asset

 

Gayl and JD announce their plans to create “Rootopia,” an idyllic farm to raise kangaroos and harvest their pouch mucus.

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Episode 10: A Totally Renée Wedding

 

Renée and Dijon gear up for their live wedding spectacular on the Shop At Home Channel. JD seeks revenge after a stunning betrayal, and Gayl embarks on a dangerous mission to end the asexual threat.

$1.99

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